Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.
"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."
by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018
Get the small dog theorymug. The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley
by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019
Get the Flat Texas Theorymug. The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
by Lark Bear May 23, 2022
Get the Van Schwack Theorymug. Quantum field theory is a postulate that the most difficult "important" problem in mathematics--the Riemann Hypothesis--is the solution to the "hard incompleteness" problem in computer science.
In other words: the draw-distance that is equivalent to the surface area of a transfinite space is also equal to the surface area of a wavelet (complex number).
In other words: the draw-distance that is equivalent to the surface area of a transfinite space is also equal to the surface area of a wavelet (complex number).
The most difficult problem in computer science is the hard problem of indeterminacy (also called the hard problem of incompleteness).
The most 'complete' difficult problem in mathematics is the Riemann Hypothesis: the idea that the surface area of a transfinite space is equal to the draw-distance between two trans-finite spaces and that that draw-distance is equivalent to the surface area of the complex number or wavelet between the transfinite space and its adjacent transfinite space.
Quantum field theory speculates that equivalency equates to equality by hypothesizing that the draw-distance between two transfinite spaces being equivalent to the surface area of a wavelet ('half-moon') is a statement of equality between a polynomial-complete time-series and non-polynomial complete time-series.
In other words; equality is a statement of equivalency.
The most 'complete' difficult problem in mathematics is the Riemann Hypothesis: the idea that the surface area of a transfinite space is equal to the draw-distance between two trans-finite spaces and that that draw-distance is equivalent to the surface area of the complex number or wavelet between the transfinite space and its adjacent transfinite space.
Quantum field theory speculates that equivalency equates to equality by hypothesizing that the draw-distance between two transfinite spaces being equivalent to the surface area of a wavelet ('half-moon') is a statement of equality between a polynomial-complete time-series and non-polynomial complete time-series.
In other words; equality is a statement of equivalency.
by flightfacilities January 4, 2022
Get the quantum field theorymug. A theory developed that shows the moans are the inverse of sighs. Where moans go up then down in tone, sighs go down then up in tone. This theory is useful for people learning Chinese, or taking Mandarin/Cantonese as a Second Language.
According to the moan-sigh theory, the essence of pronunciation for mandarin characters with the 3rd tone is comparable to that of a sigh, or the inverse of a sigh - known as a moan.
by turtle_ia February 26, 2023
Get the moan-sigh theorymug. The fridge fuzz theory suggests that the constant sound or 'Fuzz' that your fridge produces, subconsciously balances your psyche. If this 'Fuzz' were to suddenly disappear, it would cause all sorts of pandemonium; in your body, mind, soul and spirit. The fabric of reality will collapse around you and life as you know it will not be the same until the 'Fuzz' returns.
This element of everyday life does not need to be there, but the fact that it exists is an example of the fridge fuzz theory.
by classyquail October 7, 2023
Get the Fridge Fuzz Theorymug. Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?
by dtfe September 12, 2017
Get the 911 Conspiracy Theorymug.