June 1

June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this

My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine

by Thaay.fw.jayy April 26, 2022

Mach 1

The sled that dirty gapes 4 stroke turbos and 800 h.os.

Damn, ur mach 1 dirty gapes my crossfire

by peterdyck December 23, 2021

1 April

Zarah n Whirlon Day

Whirlon:Zarah do you know what day its today
Zarah:1 april ?
Whirlon: no dummy its our day

by Joshuabukasa May 23, 2021

November 1

National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day

Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....

by Tallgal123 November 1, 2019

Zato-1

A puppet character from the fighting game series Guilty Gear. He is the former leader of the Assassins guild who used a spell to gain the power of controlling his own shadow at the cost of his eyesight. He was killed by his lover, Millia, and was revived since little did he know, his shadow had a sentience and named itself Eddie.

Man I just got bodied by a sick Zato-1 on celestial.

by terrycrews69 November 30, 2021

July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

1 up

To receive oral sex while playing video games.

My girl is the best ever, she even gave me a 1 up the other day!

by Garbage Dick May 3, 2008