Chair

Not a cookie, do not eat it, it tastes bad. ew.

someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.

by chair eater March 4, 2022

Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.

Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.

by Ghost See March 4, 2022

Mr Chair

He is the coolest youtuber ever he has big muscles and you should subscribe to him

You will never be as good as Mr Chair!!

by BigCockChair February 2, 2021

spinny-chaired

Another word for drunk

Im feeling spinny-chaired.

by KitZoom February 8, 2021

spinny-chaired

It is another word for drunk.

Im feeling spinny-chaired

by KitZoom February 8, 2021

Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.

Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit

by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 February 8, 2021

Pull the Chair

A prank that you do on the bully at your school who is so mean you just wanna knock him out, but you don’t want to get suspense so you “pull the chair”.

Bully: You nerd!
Me... Pull the Chair

out under Sasha.

Me also: wools my bad.

by Ohs Anna March 14, 2021