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Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.
by nolandc September 26, 2019
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funk master fresh

"My twat reeks something fierce, I need to go buy some Funk Master Fresh!"
by Kansas Jayhawker August 15, 2016
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Freaky Funky Fresh

Fred: I killed someone

Me: Well that wasn’t very freaky funky fresh of you.
by YourLocalShortPerson January 14, 2022
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kroger, fresh for everyone

with the kroger app prices go low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
YES FINALLY THE SLOGEN IS kroger, fresh for everyone
by oversized potato February 19, 2021
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Fresh air boy

A person, usually on a construction site, who refuses to dress warmly in cold weather, and will only wear a t-shirt year round.
* Rusty walks by in a t shirt in -5 degree weather *

Mike: Hey, did you see rusty walk by in a t-shirt?

Lyle: Ya, I geuss he's the last of the fresh air boys

This can also can be used as a question to make fun of someone under-dressed...

* Two Dummies walks by in t-shirts *

Darren: Oh, you like that fresh air, boys?
by Fresh air boy February 4, 2010
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Good fun and fresh

Good,fun and fresh is a word that means something is bomb ass
Mom~ "I just did the dirty with your brother"

Husband~ " what the fuck we habe been married for 9 years"

9 year old~ "well hell this is good fun and fresh does this mean that I can finally do the dirty with my sister"

Mom and husband~ "oh shIt our daughter is gay!"
by ShiningSkank July 4, 2019
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