street hockey

What you play if you're too pussy to play real/ice hockey.

Those fags were playing street hockey, do they have any balls?

by AnOnYmOuS August 2, 2004

hocopofo

howard county police force

Dude, fuck the hocopofo we are so getting our drink on tonight.

by emilyyyyyyyyyyy January 22, 2008

Hocuntslutric

(Adj) A chick that cheated on you in a unusually whore-ish manner. And/or of a very loose nature. The worst kind of bitch out there.

1. Shiiit, man. That bitch Katrina fucked on me with 37 guys, she is so hocuntslutric!

by i_been_sealed July 12, 2010

hockafella

ghetto fabulous, meant to be "dope" but was probably purchased (stolen) from a pawn shop......
Out of date, just plain whack yo

MAD Hockafella yo

by JAKEfromMAINE January 5, 2011

Hockey Shower

Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.

Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.

by Shock Doctor June 5, 2011

hockster

Contraction of hockey and hipster.

A person who obsesses over the sport of hockey as a fad or for means of short term social benefits.

Winnipegger 1: Oh man, Jets are back! I just bought home and away jerseys.

Winnipegger 2: The Jets aren't back, they moved to Phoenix in '97. Stop being a hockster and drink your Canadian beer.

by benormous2 July 11, 2011

hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

by P-Mo March 19, 2014