Edgy hipster

Known as a mega faggot and and a total dickbag to others. Thinks to be a total jock but irl, just a sad and pathetic man child. Usually faps twice a day to hentai and furries. Most lives in their parents basement.

OMG he is such an edgy hipster i just wanna tear his dick off.

by Konostrphy garbanza August 1, 2016

Hipster Twister

A popular dance among the hipster community in which one twists the body while still holding there starbucks coffee straight up, they also keep there head from moving so there thick rimmed glasses wont fall off.

I went down to the local Starbucks and i see a group of vegetarians doing the hipster twister to the easy listening adult alternative in the Starbucks.

by justnatebra March 15, 2011

cologne hipster

one who becomes personally offended when they discover their scent of choice on another person.

"He just told me I have no right to smell like him. What a cologne hipster!"

by megerachi January 28, 2012

hipster alert

Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.

"There's something deeply noble about growing your own vegetables."

"Hipster alert!"

by parallel_master June 13, 2018

Double Hipster

A hipster who has out hipstered anyone else in terms of irony to the point where they are more that a hipster. In theory, there can be triple hipsters and higher, but these individuals are either gay or Kanye West.

I don't dress like a hipster, but I do it to be ironic because I am a hipster, so that makes me a double hipster.

by Random Yelling February 28, 2011

hipster chick

a hipster chick is a straight up chill person. they like old school things/clothing or they just wear whatever they fucking want and they most likely smoke weed. unlike the average chick...hipster chicks honestly don't give a fuck about what people say. they don't worry about making new friends because her old ones are the best. they aren't looking for a relationship all the time they wait for a certain type of guy to carry on a long good relationship with.
(:

hipster chick

by imkalikush September 11, 2011

Sports Hipster

A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.

Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."

by Allen Killen January 1, 2011