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High School Rank

Refers to an instance when a man or a woman leverages their high school popularity status over a member of the opposite sex from their respective academic institution in gain of sexual favors. In laymen's terms: to hook up with a dork from your high school who is hooking up with you because you were significantly cooler than them in high school
"Yo did you know John took home Tricia last night, the girl who worked in the AV department senior year?"
"Oh no way he pulled serious high school rank on her"
by JonnnyC1230 August 10, 2009
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Sharon High School

A ghetto ass shithole of a school located in Sharon. If you go here you probably are ratchet, a whore, and think smoking is a personality trait.
Person: “Yo where do you go to school at”
Ratchet Bitch: “Sharon High School

Person: “Fuck get away from me u stupid ass bitch
by SongSwimmer April 20, 2020
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Westborough High School

One of the most unbearable schools in america. Westborough high school is populated with your run of the mill kids. the teachers enforce every rule known to the school, and inability to follow these rules will result in retarded punishment that doesn't match the "crime". The freshmen and sophmore principal a.k.a biggest asshole of all time, feels he can do whatever the fuck he wants whenever he wants with a big ass creepy grin on his face. you'll usually see him with a clip board trying to look important, while stalking girls in the hallway. The teachers at westborough high school hold the students to a way higher standard then other schools in the area because 50% of the students in Westborough high school are Asian and get A's all the time. Drugs are the only thing that will help most kids make it through the unbearable experiance of the terrible high school, and there are plenty of them, if you know where to look. with the exception of a couple faculty members, the entire school is run by complete assholes, and most kids cant wait to get the fuck out of this terrible school and all the douchebags who work there.
Joe: Do you like the teachers at Westborough High School?

Steve: No, I fucking hate all of them
by Blasturbator May 13, 2010
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Andover High School

A school located in Essex County MA, filled with complete jerks. There is an ever-present bad vibe from a majority of the students. Glares between students and cliques are often exchanged. The slutty popular kids supposedly "rage" on weekends and afterwards brag about their "awesome" time by posting pictures on facebook. Not to mention you could be literally having a heart attack in the middle of the hall and they would not assist you. The "jocks" and "laxbros" act so tough and stroll through the halls like they are gods, but take one to Lawrence and their ass will be handed to them. Although the parking lot is filled with BMWS, Jeeps, and Audis, everyone seems to want more. If you aren't extremely rich here then you are labeled as poor and unaccepted. There are also a lot of annoying asians and nerds who hang out together try way too hard. The athletics for the most part are awful and are chosen politically, not based on skills. For the few normal people who go there, everyday is a horrible time. In general, about 90% of the school only cares about themselves and promoting their reputation when in reality they are truly just conceited, unfriendly cowards.
"Oh she's driving a Mercedes convertible and wearing the latest fashion, must be from Andover High School."
"I'm like so cool! Don't talk to me if you aren't popular!" -basic Andover High school kid
by AHSEAGLES September 11, 2012
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Seneca High School

High School in Tabernacle, NJ. Over run with white kids, all from different cliques. About 4 black kids per grade. Stereotyped as a "Hick High School" when really the ratio of hardass to "hick" is 20:1. Full of potheads. Almost every member of Seneca has a cousin or other relative attending the high school. Most teachers are young, often flirt with students or are victims of flirtation/admiration. Currently has a kick-ass football team, completely owning every school in the district. 11-1 baby. that's unfinished business. TERRIBLE, AWFUL, TOTALLY HOPELESS BASKETBALL TEAM!!! Many people drive pick-ups to school, and there are a few the spoiled kids in their BMW's, Lexuses, Range Rovers, and Hummers. Altogether, not a bad school, just depicted as something terrible by Shawnee High School assholes who are upset their football team sucked this year. NO QUADS ARE DRIVEN TO SCHOOL.
"Who did you play yesterday at your basketball game?"
"Seneca High School."
"Did you lose?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by shscheergirl March 21, 2007
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Methuen High School

The shitty high school in methuen mass. Its gotten better since the early 2000's. Now only 70% of the students smoke pot. Mr.Nick, the principle who didn't give a fuck about anything resigned so now its a faggot who wishes he was important, Mr.Guica.

A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.

All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)

Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.

All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.
I went to Methuen High School and it was the time of my life, but now i don't have a life.
by stonerprideright November 23, 2010
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ponderosa high school

A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.
Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.
by Haha what I say is true February 28, 2017
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