Magic hat

Any kind of silly hat that is worn for religious purposes/reasons.

Look at the pope, so silly with his magic hat!

by Cry me to the moon June 25, 2018

hat party

A type of orgy party where everyone wears a hat and folks form groups for sex based on interesting hat combinations. When asked, each pair or group must adequately explain the situation behind their fornication.

Did you see Annabelle and Franky at the hat party? I've never seen a squid and a fish do it before. Franky said the squid inked him, so he had to stuff that fish with some raw meat before cooking.

by dandyrandy05 November 18, 2016

Riot Hat

A Riot Hat, quite simply, is an outrageous piece of headwear usually worn at an outdoor music festival. Most commonly worn by 20 something males out their face on drink and drugs.

Niall: The Prodigy are on the main stage right now!.

Chris: Get the riot hats on and lets go fucking mental!!.

by theburner September 8, 2010

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009

Hat Girrl

Hat girl is better than stupid hat kid. Hat kid is dumb. Hat girl is amazing, everybody wants her, but nobody got her.

Look at hat girrl

by a kool dude October 10, 2020

Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

hat fat

when taking your hat off makes you look fatter and older.

Did you see Bob with his hat off?

- Yeah he looks 10 years older and 20lb heavier.

He's hat fat!

by taylorhawkins August 11, 2010