My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.
Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?
Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.
Harrison is a nonce
Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.
Harrison is a nonce
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