Italian handshake

Where your mum gives you a hand job to go to sleep

I loved the Italian handshake my older girlfriend gave me.

by GeneralHandshaker August 27, 2025

Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.

Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.

by its_Dalix September 1, 2025

Rakkasan Handshake

A slang term originating within the 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), also known as the “Rakkasans.” The phrase refers to striking someone in the face with a closed fist—essentially a punch—delivered as a blunt and often aggressive “introduction” in conflict. While phrased as a “handshake,” the term is ironic, signifying a violent encounter rather than a friendly greeting.

Things got heated at the barracks, and he ended up giving the guy a Rakkasan Handshake.

by Mannyboobies September 16, 2025

Pacific Handshake

Also known as a 'handjob', a Pacific Handshake is when another person tugs your meat. Named after the way certain tribes in the Pacific do handshakes.

I met some hot Hawaiin gal last night, she gave me a Pacific Handshake.

by Murky Daniels September 18, 2025

Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.

Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...

by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025

Scandinavian Handshake

The act of getting pegged.

Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!

by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025

Sticky handshake

The act where three people 2 males 1 female who is on her period take place in the bleeding vagina is double penitaited, both males cum inside and scope out the bloody cum mix handshake and lick it off.

Hey baby what to to invite may friend and preform a sticky handshake

by Dknotdonkey March 5, 2025