horse cock

somthing fucking massive

becky, moans
james, what is that

conner , I dont know

both turn corner

james OMG beckys got a horse cock in her ass

by colin sexton November 17, 2020

Horse Nigger

An Amish person

That horse nigger is driving a buggy down the road.

by AmishRacist December 02, 2019

Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

Horse Baloney

A family friendly word Markiplier sometimes uses for the word ‘Bullshit’

‘What a bunch of horse baloney!!’

- Markiplier

by WolfiepusGalaxy December 26, 2020

horse's stink

The incessant smell that comes from someone acting like a horse's arse

Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach

by Mr B Poet May 16, 2017

Fucking the horse

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone

“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”

by J Facts October 04, 2022

horse-collared

To tackle someone to the ground by grabbing the back of their shirt collar.

John was horse-collared on his way to the endzone

by Revolos55 October 29, 2008