wurzel gummich

scarecrow looking she hag!!slaper}who comes to life after a bottle of mickey fynns

hey willy k look at the head on her like wurzel gummich

by willy84k October 14, 2008

saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.

shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!

by sloncher November 22, 2011

wersal gummage

cockney rhyming slang for crummage or bum crums: large particals of fece matted into the anal fur of the glutial regions of hairy men preventing them from excreting.

jeff:"you alright terry you seem a bit sqwermy today."
terry:" i know its cause ive got wersal gummage and i need a shit"

by aliaslupas May 20, 2011

chocolate gummi bear

a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate

person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)

by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011

peach gummy

A peach gummy is an old lady with no teeth and peach fuzz down giving a old man a blowjob

Your grandmother looks like she could give me a mean peach gummy.

by MetalLord2112 March 7, 2014

Red gummied

When your in the act of eating a girl out on her period and you get a blood clot or other menstrual matter in your mouth and or face.

"Damm bro that bitch Red Gummied you?'

by MoMos Dank May 18, 2014

wet gummy bear

Blow job with no teeth

She got super head with no teeth, dat wet gummy bear!

by bod1914 May 20, 2014