grab ass day

september 3 is officially grab ass day. so whoever you see you better grab they ass.

hey girl , lemme grab that ass

grab ass day √

by chicken meat300 September 2, 2019

text-grab

A.k.a. "text-snatch" or "text-capture"; it refers to a nifty-thrifty "quick fingers" maneuver to permit da viewing of an online news-article for free when da page's host wants you to pay for da privilege of reading said content. You know da scenario --- ya start out to read an interesting write-up on some recent event or research-revelation, only to have da page abruptly go dark after a few seconds when you'd been "just getting into it", and then an impudent cheeky pop-up window appear dat heartlessly states, "Oops --- you need to have a paid subscription to read this article!" or, "We're pleased that you're enjoying our content. Pay $"X" amount to continue reading." But of course, clever penny-pinching little sneak dat you are, you --- unlike all of those naive 'n' clueless other 99% of da web-viewers --- know a "cheat code" for accessing da precious essay despite dat greedy company's disgusting coercive measure that attempts to extract funds outta ya... rather than resignedly "shelling out", you simply click da "back" arrow and then bring up da article-page again, but this time you hastily perform da "ctrl+a" key-tap to "select" (highlight) da entire article, then do a "ctrl+c" key-punch to store da page's words into memory. This way, even if da page goes dark again, you won't "lose" da words dat you were trying to read. You then open a blank "Notepad" (simple-text only) page, paste da stored words int it, and then smugly start reading.

Performing a text-grab is not only a great way to read "pay-to-view" articles for free, but it saves "wasted" money, as well, since nine times outta ten you probably find da content of said essays fairly mundane and unrelated to you or your life, anyway, and so you would probably have felt "let down" after paying to read said content, since you would feel dat you'd "spent good money for nothing" when none of da material was all dat interesting to you, after all.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

grab ank

Wheelbarrow someone

That dudes so hot i want to grab ank

by Gagq August 27, 2021

Scrot Grab

An individual who acts in such a manner that they closely resemble the ever-popular douchebag and chode suck

Girl: Hey, you see that guy over there? That's my ex boyfriend.

Guy: Oh yea?

Girl: Yea. He's such a scrot grab

by soadluvr8 January 26, 2010

National Grab Ass Day

NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY

on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed

by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019

Grab Even More Ass Day

It is on April 13th were you grab even more asses than the days before.
Guys or Girls, but if you are a guy grabbing another guy's ass you should say "no homo"

Let's go grab that ass because it's Grab Even More Ass Day

by JordanGravener April 11, 2019