Goocher

Someone who behaves like a gooch. Almost asshole behavior, almost dick-like behavior or almost pussy-like behavior. But neither completely. Somewhere in between the two.

Gooch is slang for the perineum, or the area between the anus and genitals, usually on a man.

Perineum is the area between the anus and the sexual genitalia.

Not a dick or a pussy, but not an asshole either.

sometimes mistaken for "Guccer", someone who wears "Gucci" clothing apparel.

Wow, Eric said he wouldn't date Nicole just because she had over $50,000 in credit card debt. What a goocher.

by greendholiia April 6, 2021

goochiboochi

a word used when aggressively petting a dog/cat etc.

“GOOCHIBOOCHI GOOD BOY WHOS A GOOD BOY??? YOUR A GOOD BOY GOOCHIBOOCHI!”

by milftitties420 April 7, 2021

gooh puddah

'Gooh puddah,' aka good pu**y, is a real wet slimy hole, it's 'wap'. That shit kaokenx20. That. oh snap I left my wallet in the 'hotattah' type of vajiña. That type thang you homies boys think you lying about. 'Gooh puddah'

Ni**ah I lost my MF mind in that 'Gooh Puddah' I bouts to call my wife right now and it's over.

by Dici Dahllah Ricci April 26, 2021

Gooched

When you shit on someone- irl or in-game

“Get gooched on”
“I just gooched your sis”

by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021

Gooch

Ur asshole

“@selenagomez Wanna Lick My Gooch?” - Tyler The Creator 2011

by ThatGuy69420911 June 17, 2021

goochem

Goochem related to boochem is inevitably part of the boochem life style.

Gooch boochem

Nice Goochem boochem

Thanks boochem how's the goochem

Mmmmm boochem

by Jboochem November 19, 2021

Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021