Gorilla Tag

Gorilla Tag is the most chaotic vr game, including annoying kids, screaming kids, 90 year olds, 4 year olds, minigames, shiny rocks, and most importantly,

tag.

Friend: Hey, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?

You: Yeah, how do you know?

Friend: Your arm is broken, your controllers are on fire, your head is pulsating, your heart is beating faster than usual, your vocal chords are breaking, there's blood on the wall, you are drenched in sweat, your headset is somehow broken in half, your tv is shattered, your bed is broken, and you only have 2 working fingers.

You: oh

by Froxo is an idiot (im froxo) April 22, 2023

gorilla tag

A game filled with little racist children that scream slurs at the top of their lungs no matter what time of the day.

Tom: I play gorilla tag
Terry: Kill yourself

by goose120 May 6, 2023

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

zesty ahh gorilla

Zesty ahh gorilla meaning: A zesty gorilla trying to seduce 5 year old girls

Person 1: Did you see the Zesty gorilla over there?

Person 2: No, I didn't..

Person 1: Yeah, it's so fucking zesty that it tries to seduce 6-year-olds

"Look at that zesty ahh gorilla"

by harharfreddyfazbear November 24, 2023

gorilla tag

Mother: have you been playing gorilla tag too much?
player: uhh yes how did you know?

mother: I know you play gorilla tag because the doctor came back with results and since you haven’t touched grass in 2 years you’ve been mentally unstable, with no bitches and you’ve broken every bone possible.

by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023

Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla

by Ttess1 December 10, 2023