God

An imaginary creature that human being make up so they have something to keep them alive

"god"

by Angel Herrington May 28, 2016

God

Shrek

Person 1: who is god?
Person 2 : shrek is god

by Yourlocalenby March 25, 2021

god

god is a beautiful being, full of light and love. how dare you commoners call him these names when himself has planted the ground that thou walks upon! The hyms praising him bring joy to my heart, and any excuse to do extra chapel lessons is a good excuse. God hath made you equaly and in his eyes you are all great. However, may those of you who disagree with me-burn in the fiery pit of hell reserved for sinners who do not love god. You shall be condemned do doom, may you be smited you commoners.

may god live on in the glory of heaven, our father. AMEN!

by bible-babe December 2, 2004

God

A folk-lore hero who people believe in because there was a fairy tale written about him called The Bible. He ended up causing hatred and war (Holocaust, hating gays for no reason)

He also blocks peoples minds from learning true scientific facts. If you're smart, don't believe in this guy.

John believed in god so he hates innocent people. His mind has been blocked from science.

by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013

God

God was popular slang among 90’s New York rappers. It meant the same thing as “man”, “son”, or “nigga”, but was based in the religious views of the Five-Percenter Nation an afro-centric religious group founded in New York

Bang
Yo Nas,
Yo what the fuck is this bullshit on the radio son?

Nas
Chill, Chill that the shit God, chill.

by Bang187 October 18, 2011

God

God is a word used to describe an all knowing sentient being that created the universe, and controls everything. He/She may or may not exist.

Guy 1: There was a talking shrub that spoke to me and said he was God!
Guy 2: You trippin balls?!

by EvanMileus March 13, 2008

God

Everyone on here is so sure that God doesn't exist.They base this on information given to them by their government (KNOWN LIARS).
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You've all been thoroghly indoctrinated I see.Way to think for yourselves,bravo!

God exists.I can say this for sure because I haven't been brainwashed like all of you have.Your government says "Darwin",and you all say "how high?"
And just incase you don't understand that.Your school teachers? They're all GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES!
They teach Darwin in schools,not God.
Darwin was a deist and deists have a history of CHURCH and STATE and they also owned black people as slaves.LOL,hahaha AND THEY BRAINWASH YOU,lmmfao!

by John Nada,_ October 8, 2005