February 9

national step on tall people day

it's February 9 you know what to do

by Tallboi6969 February 8, 2022

february 9

national hug your boyfriend day

Hey babe its february 9

by aquarius123456 February 8, 2022

24 February

The best, most gorgeous and awesome person was born on this day!!!

Person 1: Yo, it’s 24 February, today is Sarah’s birthday!!!
Person 2: She’s the number one seating partner and bestest friend I’ve ever had!!!

by itstoocoldhere_ February 24, 2023

fuck faggot February

Every February when other men are allowed to fuck men and it not be considered gay

Joe: Hey you wanna have some fun
Bill: Sorry but I’m not gay
Joe: but it’s Fuck faggot February so it’s not concidered gay

by Cumstainlicker March 3, 2019

Fake it February

The No Nut November for girls. Girls must go 28 (or maybe 29) days without having an orgasm.

Rules:
1. No orgasams

2. Feel free to fake it

Bf: sorry babe it’s No Nut November

Gf: whatever just remember I’m doing Fake it February

by Webademude November 11, 2019

February

1.) The second month in the Roman calendar system.
2.) Contains the highest suicide rates.

Why do you want to kill yourself? Oh yeah, it's February...

by rawramp February 24, 2009

February 2nd

If you were born on this day your friends get to slap you across ur face

Hey maura cameron it’s february 2nd and National slap day.

by Maura cameron November 6, 2019