French compliment

A compliment said reluctantly through gritted teeth. Used by people when they wish to appear as if they genuinely care but secretly have zero interest in the subject. A favoured technique of narcissists to improve their image or hide their short comings at the expense of others.

French compliments can be distinguished from a standard back handed compliment by the use of a false sense of suprise (see example below)

A French compliment often ends in the person giving the compliment obtaining something they did not earn or merit.

The work looks great, I am actually fairly impressed given they have only been in for a couple of months- french compliment

by Bob irwin 77 December 10, 2020

French Squeeze

When upon penetration, the recipient repeatedly clenches their vaginal or rectal muscles to provide stimulation.

"My girl can't take my while dick so whenever I wanna out it in she just give me a French squeeze"

by GhostofBuffalo May 17, 2019

french horse

A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume

She smells like a French horse

by Isuckcock1969 November 13, 2016

French Helmet

Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.

Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!

by Bandaid pusher August 8, 2020

French Silk

Someone whom you've ejaculated into during anal sex. The term alludes to the popular, French Silk (chocolate cream pie) dessert.

Ashlee insists on condoms, so I just blow my load around back, leave her a French Silk everytime.

by SquidSoloist June 19, 2019

The French Catheter

While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.

Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

French Backdoors

Simlar to the French Kiss. (A kiss with a tongue), but instead of oral, you use anal activity.

Dude have a mint, your breath smells...

I Gave your mom French Backdoors last night, thats why my breath is not fresh anymore.

by Uncle_Gabsie January 6, 2022