Life wife

When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)

Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?

Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.

by Mo vitt December 15, 2015

Gacha life

A literal yaoi maker where little horny boys and girls go make some inappropriate stuff for their ages.

Person 1:Hey I posted a video on Gacha life check it out man
Person 2: Oh sure *watches video*
Silence
Person 1: you like it?
Person 2: Were not friends anymore man

by Fucking_excuse_me_karen September 20, 2019

life and a day

This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"

the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries

me:How long did he get?
brandon:"Life and a day"
me:Damn

by Randy May 6, 2005

crazy life

when the world is crazy around you and you feel the world is out to get you. it can be karma and all bad stuff happening to you.

I was in my room thinking crazy thoughts and I felt the world was after me and i felt very angry at crazy life.

by Wisdomgirl November 17, 2013

Fuckable for Life

FFL

-When you keep up with your looks so you’re Fuckable for life.

-Nathan and Abby are staying are staying fuckable for life

by Dr. Blabby August 6, 2021

rod of life

Male reproductive organ

I disperce onto thyne face, from my rod of life, my fine seed.

by ChrisTheDog August 4, 2010

Life Preserver

The iris of one's eyeball- notably, the part of the eye that is pigmented with color, said to resemble the shape of a life-preserver.

I'd give it all up, just to take a look at those bright blue eyes again- like Life Preservers keeping me afloat upon an ocean of indifference and desolution...

by rudealbeitreasonable August 11, 2021