by YourDeadMom27 December 15, 2019

by Createroffootbally December 30, 2020

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011

by LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS October 21, 2020

by daddyhacker2019 September 22, 2023

by StupidDodo October 17, 2020
