evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.

Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.

by Evan combs December 5, 2019

Evan

a player.

evan is a player.

by funny silly vibes girl December 5, 2019

Evan

Evan is usually a weird human with very low standards most people hate and shouldn’t date it always ends bad and usually is their fault this is coming from a human who’s dated an Evan and their worthless and downright disrespectful

Evan is a dick

by Orange0799 December 9, 2019

Evan Rees-Weideman

An example of a man, who stutters to mask the sound of his soul dying.

Hey Bro, you're really pulling an Evan Rees-Weideman

by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019

Evan

A guy with the greatest meme taste and a deep taste in music. He is a wanna-be funny guy on the outside and a great romantic on the inside. He will love his significant other with everything he has, and will reject any thirsty thots that appear on his path to get to his destiny. His lover. If you find an Evan you might be like “eh” at first but give it a shot and see what happens.

Girl: Hey there’s Evan
Girl 2: Eh
Girl: Why not

by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019

Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.

I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis

by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 16, 2019

Evane

Someone or something that is under immense pressure

He was evaned when he spoke to the audience.

by AmazingWordPerson December 19, 2019