my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

by Imissmykids May 14, 2024

farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.

A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024

Exe(Discord)

1: to indicate a hungry and thirsty Egyptian man
2: the n word(family friendly)

Look, there's an Exe(Discord) lying on the sand dune over there, let's give him some children to eat
Wassup ma Exe(Discord)

by Wellison August 30, 2023

Nick's Ex

Nicks Ex is used to describe someone who is very Timber and full figured
Example:

1:"You made it into med school dude that's sick"
2:"not as big as Nick's Ex"

by Shinolol June 7, 2025

Ex-boyfriend

1.Someone that u kiss tgen goes of and flurts with your best friend then says they never did even when he did it right in front of you
2.you dump him then a week later you se him again and u ether fall for him again or u just want to kill him or both

3.you want to kill him because he cheated on you but you still like hem even tho you brock up with him

Boyfriend: I love you so much and I will never do enything to hurt you or your feelings
1 week later: you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl

Your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend

by Illy illy December 7, 2019

ex

don't ever think of going back to them.

hey u see that dude over there?

yeah, why?
he is my ex and he's none other than an asshole.

oh i see.

by yourmothershoe March 10, 2021

Ex-pionage

EX-PIONAGE-
When you're doin (what you feel to be) covert operations, checkin up on your ex. Being super annoying trying to make yourself apart of their life. Taking candid pics of them when they dont see you're there; stalking them from the shadows. Friending them on Facebook, twitter and bugging the hell out of them on all social networking sites. And getting all your friends and their friends to try to get you to reminisce about past moments in an attempt to give ya'll the chance to "catch up". Move the fuck on already!! They'res a fucking reason ya'll ain't together. An crazy ex stuff like this is one of them.

Guy1"Dude she won't leave me alone"
Guy2 "Who? "
Guy1 "Gwen, she thinks shes being slick donning that thrench coat and glasses but shes been following me for days"
Guy2 "Dang man she really needs to stop that ex-pionage shit, doesn't she know you've moved on?"

by The Vagrant Vanguard May 20, 2016