eptacular

A bad ass combination of the words epic and spectacular. Describes something that blows your mind.

That sex was eptacular how about round two.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's eptacular.

by Kyler young January 6, 2009

epsom salt

Multi purpose salt that is used commonly as an internal laxative. Can be used to added bathing for soothing of sprains, aches and stings. Another common use is also for fertilization. Magnesium sulfate USP is the active ingrediant. Use of this with other prescribed drugs should be consulted with doctor etc.

good: sprained ankle; hot water in a bucket and add epsom salt
bad: if pregnant and planning of internal use (consult doctor)

by Killian Ryan July 29, 2005

Epic Pie

Something you give people full of win. You can add some internets to it, too.

Person: *Something epic*
Me: Here, have this epic pie from the bottom of my heart.

by ICallForAnEpicPie October 29, 2008

Shark Episode

A controversy involving the rock band Led Zeppelin, when, in 1969, at the Edgewater Inn in Seattle, they banged a groupie with a red snapper.

The Shark Episode: "It wasn't shark parts anyway: It was the nose that got put in. We caught a lot of big sharks, at least two dozen, stuck coat hangers through the gills and left 'em in the closet . . . But the true shark story was that it wasn't even a shark. It was a red snapper and the chick happened to be a fucking redheaded broad with a ginger pussy. And that is the truth. Bonzo was in the room, but I did it. Mark Stein (of Vanilla Fudge) filmed the whole thing. And she loved it. It was like, "You'd like a bit of fucking, eh? Let's see how your red snapper likes this red snapper!" That was it. It was the nose of the fish, and that girl must have cum 20 times. But it was nothing malicious or harmful, no way! No one was ever hurt." -Richard Cole, Led Zeppelin tour manager

Damn, that's hot.

by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007

e.p.t.

The Error Proof Test. An over the counter pregnancy test.

Jane thought she might be pregnant, so she went to the store and stole and e.p.t. to find out for sure.

by GurrYo June 11, 2006

epic

A word that is so played out by tools, douche bags, and advertising agencies to describe pointless crap that you can simply decide that someone is not a waste of space if they do not ever use it.

I have never heard of you using that shizz homey. That's why you're still down! You're the opposite of epic. Oh damn, I said it so please punch me in the face. I deserve it.

by LoopDit April 10, 2011

epic failure

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII

Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated

by veritas347 February 7, 2008