Naked Dump

When you strip yourself completely, from every piece of cloth on you, and take a king dump, regardless of location or time.

I am in a meeting with the CEO now, and considering a naked dump very soon!

I take a naked dump at the office almost every morning.

by Shaiz September 28, 2011

hump the dump

To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.

1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!

2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...

3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...

4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!

by Frostie_Bandit June 15, 2008

Jesus Dump

Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe

(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"

by C.Che December 29, 2007

geordie dummy

A pastry concoction from the ubiquitous low-cost bakery chain Greggs. A cheap snack used by teenage mothers to keep their screaming offspring quiet.

Little Britney was getting on my tits with all her screaming. I had to give her a geordie dummy to shut her up.

by comptonsaint October 24, 2006

dumpatrump

So many toddlers across the U.S. are uttering this commonly held sentiment as their very first word!

There is no doubt that she learned to say “dumpatrump!” while listening to CNN and MSNBC.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

by whlteXbread January 1, 2009

dummy thic

reaaaal thiccccc...ya know stupid thiccc

Bridget: Lexi look at Becca over there in the lake...she is looking dummy thic!
Lexi: Ya! She is looking dummy thic!

by dummythiccccc September 1, 2017