Apple Dumped

A weird sex act where a man takes the core out of an apple. He then ejaculates into the apple and promptly slams the apple up the woman's vagina.

"Dude you should have been at that party last nite. Some chick was so out of it she got apple dumped by like 5 guys"

by Impact240sx March 27, 2010

Pre-dump

v. To turn someone down before you are asked out

Isaac pre-dumped me last night. He told me he doesn't want to date me and just wants to be friends

by Sorrelstrom December 20, 2008

aerial dump

when you suspend yourself above a toilet in a stall and proceed to take a dump while trying to not miss the toilet

I just took an aerial dump

by crazy swimmer rituals August 20, 2011

Shakespearian Dump

A large bowel movement relating to Shakespeare and his plays in that there are several Acts. Act 1. is the initial explosion, and after a short interval followed by the less powerful Act 2. and so forth. A Shakespearian Dump extending more than 3 Acts is quite an accomplishment.

Sorry Coach, I was late to track today because I was taking a Shakespearian Dump.

by dumpduty878c March 18, 2011

Dump Kitty

A cat/ kitty that has taken a mean shit and got it all over it self. Dump Kitties are usually found roaming streets.

hey look i took a dump on the lawn and a cat rolled over it ands became a dump kitty.

by jared fatface March 15, 2009

crotch dump

the smell when you take a shit after working out or a sporting event... then you catch the scent of shit and ball sweat...

"crotch dump is the worst thing imaginable"

by CFfosho December 20, 2008

bum dump

When a Police Officer drops a homeless person off in another town to eliminate the problems he has caused in his town.

"Shades" was pissing people off in the mall so I bum dumped him on the west side.

by mister delicious January 9, 2008