two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

dollar dazed

When someone is prone to buying cheap items, though they have enough for more expensive ones. (route is from the store "dollar daze")

Annie: Hey joe, is Steff gonna rent the good dj from that club?
Joe: No she's too dollar dazed.

by Michael Findley August 26, 2007

million dollar buffet

multiple good looking people in the same place/room.

(made by Emma Mc, on ft with Leah Mc and Erin T)

I'm on a call with Emma, Leah and Erin, this is a million dollar buffet.

by million dollar buffet February 20, 2021

Dollar weight on a dime

A gross over-complication of an otherwise simple task, or an asymmetrically severe reaction towards an issue not deserving of such. Like killing a unicorn with a bomb, or bringing a gun to a knife fight.

I can understand you being upset that I slept with your sister, but you're putting a dollar weight on a dime.

by McHuffy April 13, 2017

tropical food dollars

Old school food stamps...before the cards came out

I'm hungry...anyone got some tropical food dollars.

by Shedtown October 26, 2018

dollars

a virtual currency controlled by usomom. used for hacking and dating. it's extremely highly volatile.

the winner of the 1st part of the game gets 37"000'000,000 dollars

by Tom TNT June 3, 2025