disty

In science fiction fandom, an issue or mailing of an amateur press association (apa); short for "distribution". Also: disty-wisty-pooums, umpkin, chicken salad sandwich. Started out being used by local apas associated with local clubs, where more copies were handed out to people in attendance than were actually mailed.

After it was collated, Ben was given a copy of the disty.

by rich brown August 12, 2004

Disturbed

Not the "greatest metal band ever", not the greatest band today, but just a good, harmless, mainstream-ish hard rock/ metal band. Most non-fans think that they are Disturbed fans because they like Down With The Sickness, which is a good song but not their best at all. Some songs are good, but the average listener (i.e. not a Disturbed fanboy) should not listen to a whole album in one sitting because if done, the songs will sound the same, thus ruining the experience of the album. Definitely kicks Slipknot's ass though.

Mainstream man: Dood, I luv that song Down With the Sickness, that song is tizight
Fan 1: Really, listen to Ten Thousand Fists, such a better song by Disturbed.

by bypatient June 21, 2008

Distort Entetainment

A amazing Record label with the best bands in the world

Hey distort entertainment kicks ass eh!

by mitchell January 26, 2005

distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.

After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.

by wat thehell January 23, 2008

Disturbed

Awesome Band, and gave a freakin awesome, concert on December 22nd in Madison Wisconsin.. anyone who wasn't there should kick themselves if they had a chance.

PoLLo: Hey i'm going to see Disturbed in Madison, you should come too!
Malak: I can't 'cause I don't want to drive that far, and I'm Dumb.

by PoLLo_Loco December 31, 2008

disturco

A disturco is characterized as a female who continually devours food and never stops. She feeds with her counterpart called a buonpane as they lack the chemical in the brain to signal fullness so they will forever be gaining weight.

Disturco eats like a MOTHERFU*KA

by coolest kid alive July 1, 2004

distwackted

Getting high and loosing focus on the task at hand. Not so {supergone} like {side-twacked}, as it only invovles the singular incident.

P1-Comes into the room empty handed
P2-"Hey I thought you were going to pick me up something to
drink at the store"
P1-"I knew I was forgetting something. I was on my way there when I saw the smoke-shop, got distwackted, bought a new pipe and came straight here"

by Ben Gone November 29, 2006