Dilmer Disorder

Being EXTREMELY obsessed with Dilmer (Demi Lovato + Wilmer Valderrama). Like; you depent so much on their relationship and just on them being together, that you basically already cry when they breathe.

Person with Dilmer Disorder: Guys I’m crying. Dilmer is in the same room today. I’m totally NOT okay.”

“You’re so obsessed with them. You have a Dilmer Disorder”

by BrittjeBanaan March 24, 2018

OMLC disorder

Stands for Obsessive Mailbox-Lid-Closing Disorder, and refers to the overwhelming/imperative urge that compels you to shut the doors of other people's roadside mailboxes and/or post-office-safes that have been accidentally left open.

(P.S. --- Occasional resulting angry shouts of, "Leave my 0%!$&@!# mailbox alone!" be HANGED --- by thunder, you're gonna be helpful to others whether they like it or not!)

OMLC disorder is debatably not even all that unreasonable or "invalid" an urge, since The Golden Rule would always be solidly behind your actions... you are merely doing what YOU would wish OTHERS to do for YOU --- it would indeed be logical that you would appreciate someone else's taking a moment to close YOUR curbside/USPS mailbox-door if YOU had accidentally left it open, so that rain wouldn't get inside it, or to not only prevent a less-than honest person from stealing just the careless/forgetful boxholder's mail, but also to avoid the thief's reaching his pilfering hand away back into the open **rear** end of the box and stealing the mail from the eight **surrounding boxes**. as well. What's so loony or irrational about THAT???

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

scrotum disorder

when you grow hair inside your scrotum instead of the outside.

Xavier has hairy testies, he must have scrotum disorder. I feel bad for him :(

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

Connor disorder

A child who gets everything they ever want and still shows no respect for their parents or adults in general. Expects money to be handed over whenever it's needed but still chooses to act like an asshole at all times. Swears like a drunken sailor and thinks that YouTube is the answer for everything.

Man, look how that kid talks to his mom, must be a case of Connor disorder.

by Reddragon187 January 20, 2019

nightmare disorder

A disorder characterized by frequent or nightly nightmares. But not night terrors.

Toby has Nightmare Disorder, so he's always sleep deprived.

by F-ingGhostRider January 23, 2019

Dufrene disorder

Makes people act like the people they are with, so everybody likes them. You aren’t sure if they are a robot or not. Be careful they might blowup or some shit

She is so fake I bet she has the DuFrEnE DiSoRdER

by Sophie’s opinion April 28, 2019

ctb disorder

Can’t • Text • Back Disorder.
Cause I can’t Text back for shit😂😂

It’s not my fault I got CTB disorder, I just can’t help it.

by jjfresh_bandz November 12, 2019