Depression
Depression is serious
Depression by an average girl November 17, 2019
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Beckham Depression
The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.
A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
Beckham Depression by xAJBx June 24, 2010
minesweeper depression
A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)
Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"
minesweeper depression by mx781 October 12, 2011
pussy depression
pussy depression by yaboy11 December 17, 2015
birthday depression
As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.
birthday depression by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016
Sino Depression
Sino Depression is a new type of depression that was recently introduced by SDC (Sino Depression Center).
It is heavily correlated to the following.
1. When China decided to close its gates indefinitely, giving all the foreign students the big sad.
2. When Chinese people talk about how nice China is at present.
It is heavily correlated to the following.
1. When China decided to close its gates indefinitely, giving all the foreign students the big sad.
2. When Chinese people talk about how nice China is at present.
Person 1: Oh no, my parents just passed away!
Person 2: Oh yea? Well at least you don't have Sino Depression.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry, my problem is nothing compared to yours, hope you will get over it.
Person 2: Oh yea? Well at least you don't have Sino Depression.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry, my problem is nothing compared to yours, hope you will get over it.
Sino Depression by The Sad April 12, 2021
Post-Spurtum Depression
Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.
Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.
Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.
Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.
Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.
Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...
Post-Spurtum Depression by Arakzinul January 11, 2010