Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.

1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.

by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021

Extra Dirty Dallas

An Extra Dirty Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of tobacco dip and barbeque sauce

Billybob: damn Gator I can't believe Darlene gave you an Extra Dirty Dallas!!

Gator: I can't believe Darlene knew what an Extra Dirty Dallas was!! my dick's been hurting for weeks

by The_gigolo_with_the_most_below October 27, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When girl gives you head with mouth full of dip

Oh yeah bro, she gave me a fucking Sloppy Dallas yesterday

by The Polish dude October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob with dip, or some form of Chewing tobacco in your mouth.

Doo: “im horny as fuck”
McNasty: “get Kugo to give you a sloppy Dallas”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

To get blown by a girl with dip in her mouth reffering to the vSeoup and his second channel Dallas soup he is a very sexy man

I want doobrah to give me a sloppy dallas

by SOUP CONTACT ME October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

When your girl gives you a a blowjob with a lip of dip in

Bro my girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night.

by Sniggas bar October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob while she's packing a fat lip

Oh brother my sister gave me a sloppy dallas last night, yee doggy

by A retarded white man October 15, 2020