doughnuts

the number one solution to being obese

mmmmmmmmm doughnuts

by bob saget June 21, 2004

Doughnut Fuck

When a guy puts his cock through adoughnut(usually a suger glazed) and then proceeds to either get a BJ, fuck the pussy or ass. It's helpful for those with really big cocks to add extra cushioning. Sometimes after the fuck, if the doughnut isn't destroyed, then someone can eat it.

Last night my girlfriend said if I wanted to fuck her ass then she needed a Doughnut fuck cause my cock is too big. After the workout she needed a suger boost so she finished off the doughnut.

by Happytime January 30, 2009

Dougin'

One who tries to engage in sexual relations with girls that the "Douger" is aware is already in a relationship. The girl is refered to as the "Dougee"

"I saw that guy dougin' around with your girlfriend last night. He looked like a total Asa."

by Steezmaster McSteez July 7, 2009

New England Cookie Dough

When you insert crumbled up dog biscuits (preferably IAMS brand) into another person's anus and then eat them out.

After the Red Sox won the World Series, my pahtner and I headed to PetSmaht to get some ingredients for New England cookie dough.

by Brooke Saul March 15, 2008

Douglas

The word that describes a very white person attempting to "dougie".

Person 1: Yo, you see Drew Stanton doin the Dougie after scoring a touchdown?

Person 2: Nah, that wasn't no Dougie. That was more of a Douglas.

by R Ravioli January 3, 2011

lumpy doughnut

A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region.

Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...

by Marc April 4, 2005

doughnut runner

A person who partakes in the violent act of pounding someone in the asshole.

After a night out on the town, James, a notorious doughnut runner, took home the first skank to say yes and ran her doughnut until her blood started acting as lubricant.

by Mulatto Jmo March 16, 2008