Choc-ice dong

Will do in a pinch, but not what you're choosing from the ice cream van

He was alright, but he had a choc-ice dong.

Aww man, what a shame!

by Scarletspeedzter July 5, 2021

Shanghai Pu Dong

A sexual act where upon a male has anal intercourse with a Chinese prostitute. Upon finishing, there is an abnormal amount of fecal material on the man's penis.

I never go with LotusFlower, last time she gave Dave a Shanghai Pu Dong.

by ElLatinoLover November 18, 2020

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Dong e a fong

Ur dumb

Bitch are u dong e a fong?

by Ljdaruler December 23, 2022

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

by Neferpizza November 28, 2021

ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.

by Ding__dong June 29, 2022

alaskan dong fan

The only way to get AC in Alaska

Hey, can you give me the Alaskan dong fan?

by RazorLeaf February 15, 2022