Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021

Dildo

A tool used to make tacos better

I used a dildo to help make tacos faster

by DurkaDurk23145876 January 27, 2021

Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.

You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey

a "triple Sided Dildo"

by nora archymern April 7, 2023

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

gutter dildo

A teething insult that one can bestow upon a fellow person, meaning to compare them to a filthy dildo only suitable to pleasure a dirty gutter.

"That guy wouldn't give me a refund!"
"Wow, what a gutter dildo."

by JamJamz April 1, 2015