Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!
by icyourmomevrynite January 21, 2010

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.
Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.
Woman: No deuce.
Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.
Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!
Woman: No deuce.
Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.
Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!
by toninatho April 11, 2019

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.
Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce
Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce
Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!
by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.
by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016

Oh my deuce
by Hewishrjaihreb November 8, 2023

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
