Cunt burglar

A guy who steals his women from either their husbands or boyfriends.

He is such a cunt burglar, hes sleeping with that dudes wife.

by thepun October 07, 2010

Cunt Juggling

The act of consecutively inserting a hermaphrodite's own testicle into their vagina. Hence, popping the other one out upon reinsertion.

Did you that Joe was cunt juggling Gianna last night? I heard her ballsack stung afterwards.

by phalangefusion February 13, 2017

cunt mouse

Tampon used by women at period time

My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view

by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

Après cunt

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

by silkpouch September 12, 2007

g’day cunt

An Australian greeting.

Person 1 :g’day cunt
Person 2: g’day to you too cunt

by LordEmmet November 06, 2018

bitchy cunt

a bitchy cunt is a girl who consistently acks in annoying or nagging manner to her male counterpart

Johnny- Sorry Jeff, I cant do anything tonight. Suzy is making me wash the dishes

Jeff- oh man, Suzy is such a bitchy cunt

by john the blind fox January 05, 2010

Cunt Earther

A misanthrope that believes the Earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up. The humans are like giant dildos

Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point

by Fuckhead Farley December 12, 2021