cunt bastard

A fusion of 2 great insults to create an epic one. Calling someone a cunt bastard will end all arguments with you being declared the winner by default.

steve is a cunt bastard.

by nelch December 2, 2011

Some Cunt

Australian slang for "I'm not sure about the identity of that person."

Johnno: "Oi who's that?"
Bruce: "Dunno, some cunt."

by Judoippon February 6, 2018

cunt mouse

Tampon used by women at period time

My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view

by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

Après cunt

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

by silkpouch September 25, 2007

g’day cunt

An Australian greeting.

Person 1 :g’day cunt
Person 2: g’day to you too cunt

by LordEmmet November 6, 2018

Cunt Earther

A misanthrope that believes the Earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up. The humans are like giant dildos

Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point

by Fuckhead Farley December 12, 2021

Cunt Club

When you are a fat shit and become the biggest of the assholes on the planet. So you join a massive group of overly egotistical assholes aka the Cunt Club.

* If you are Ivy, Jovan, Brooke or Kiersten you are instantly a cunt.*

"Ew it's Kiersten"

"Isn't she in the Cunt Club?"

"Yeah and that whore Jovan"

"Ew what cunt's I heard that Ivy fucked her brother's sisters mother last night"

"Glad I am not in the Cunt Club"

by The Cunt ClubRape? April 2, 2017