by cisumct January 19, 2025
A person who misses out on limited-allocation whiskey because they waited in their cars instead of at the door of the liquor store, based on the incorrect assumption that people arriving later would respect their perceived place in line.
by constableslocum November 14, 2023
When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
by fuck u dicksuck October 22, 2018
by fuck u dicksuck October 22, 2018
Snowball the Elf was “The New York Christmas Thot”
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
by xenokriin January 06, 2021