Crusty

kevin

kevin defines crusty

by Phoenix evwjejk September 20, 2020

Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty

Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear

by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020

Stuffed Crusty

When one person takes a dump and doesn't wipe. Then proceeds to have anal sex.

Jessica took a fat dump a hour ago and didn't wipe. We got busy and I rawdogged her in the butt. Nothing like the classic stuffed crusty to get me through the day.

by PoofofSunshine July 10, 2021

Crusty

Someone who has very dry, pasty lips.

"Damn nigga, you done got some crusty ass lips! You crusty ass, dry mothafuckin bitch!"

by 4(/ December 2, 2013

Crusty Dusty Dino

Crusty dusty dino can be used to describe a person who is not sharing and caring.

For example, Jamie McColgan was asked to get chocolate from downstairs by his loving sister as Jamie is very sneaky. Jamie said no! Therefore Jamie is a Crusty Dusty Dino.

by lil nig 🤭 August 26, 2019

crusty queen

a queen with multiple std’s, chapped ass lips, and shits the bed

Damn, Queen Lizalaia done shit the bed, she a crusty queen

by Krafffffty August 10, 2021

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020