musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 26, 2022

Crusty nan

a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings

person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan”

by smellywelly16 April 17, 2022

crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

Crusty

An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences

Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine

by $Piderman2099 December 26, 2020

crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020

Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.

Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.

by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021