Butt cracker

A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker

Man I need to go home and get rid of this huge butt cracker, it's starting to itch.

by MightyT June 19, 2010

Salt the cracker

A game played by young males, who stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. Usually, the last one to cum eats the cracker.

The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!

by tyrock January 4, 2008

Crackertron

A Caucasion Person who transforms into a Giant Robotic Asshole and ruins the whole night of Partying.

" Way to go Crackertron, you just messed up my chances of a threesome.."

by Lameone January 12, 2009

cracker barrel

Any type of social event that is dominated by Caucasians and thus needs serious racial diversity.

This year's Oscars was a cracker barrel.

by JAG 345 June 24, 2016

Unsalted Cracker

Too be a very lame white person, generally directed to obnoxious white people.

Charlie: Yo azn man wtf are u doin in ma home town?? go back to china!
Lee: Shut up you Unsalted Cracker! Go get some salt, and fight me like a normal cracker!

by wonger180 March 14, 2008

Box of Crackers

A group of Rednecks packed in the cab and bed of a pickup
truck.

"It's Friday night at the local Wal*Mart,and everywhere ya look,ya see a box of crackers,hootin' and hollerin',their
system cranked up,blasting Skynyrd"

by rico1165 October 15, 2007

Burnt cracker

A white/ caucasian person who try's to act black but it isn't working .

Like you can burn the cracker but it's still a cracker no matter what

-You know that Caucasian kid who's always trying to act black but fails at it?
-yea he's sick a burnt cracker

by You tried but I still won February 18, 2017