cracker

you have to look this word up? holy shit

its a white boy

john smith = cracker

how white is john smith?

by afromaniac October 5, 2006

cracken

Various forms of anal assault.

He released the cracken as he unexpectedly plunged his lubricated thumb deep into her anus.

by christian Muller March 3, 2004

cracker

Another word for 'fart'. To do a cracker is to 'break wind', 'let off' or 'fart'.

Who did the cracker? It stinks!

by Diingram June 26, 2008

Butt cracker

A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker

Man I need to go home and get rid of this huge butt cracker, it's starting to itch.

by MightyT June 19, 2010

Salt the cracker

A game played by young males, who stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. Usually, the last one to cum eats the cracker.

The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!

by tyrock January 4, 2008

cracker barrel

Any type of social event that is dominated by Caucasians and thus needs serious racial diversity.

This year's Oscars was a cracker barrel.

by JAG 345 June 24, 2016

Unsalted Cracker

Too be a very lame white person, generally directed to obnoxious white people.

Charlie: Yo azn man wtf are u doin in ma home town?? go back to china!
Lee: Shut up you Unsalted Cracker! Go get some salt, and fight me like a normal cracker!

by wonger180 March 14, 2008