cowboy jay

It is a rare species of male who likes grunting, groaning, axes and horses. Someone who's part hick, part genius and a little bit of je ne sais quoi. Usually this species hails from Quebec.

Did you see that guy straddling the horse and groaning, he's such a cowboy jay!

I like him because he fixes shit in my life like a Cowboy Jay

by CFGOMG February 15, 2014

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cowboy parked

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.

He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.

by big bear941 April 12, 2014

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New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."

by alexseymour October 26, 2014

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A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"

Carl Grimes- "My dad is such a cowboy cop, he even carries a Colt Python while on duty."

by Agent_007 November 23, 2014

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Cowboyed

1. To have been but raped by a peer of higher intelect. Brokeback Mountain Style.

2. Shot down so bad in an argument that you might as well grab your ankles.

1. Mike argued that no Dallas Cowboy had ever been convicted of a major crime but was soon COWBOYED by Dan in front of all his friends.

by cdickgo March 11, 2015

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