clit-conscious

Some jazz little clit-conscious girls are so snobbish and egoistic about possessing that special vaginal pearl which is the mother and trigger to the most intense and spasmodic orgasms in females that in their snobbery they hold the entire world less themselves in total disgust and disdain.

That rich bitch is so damn clit-conscious that she doesn’t know where, how and in which direction to squirt!

by Scimitar April 29, 2022

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clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011

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clit clock

the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit

i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020

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Clit Stick

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clit Stick is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clit Stick! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

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