Lukeism Church

A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays

*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"

by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020

church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate November 19, 2007

Church Of NyJai

The church of NyJai there is no god only gods ruled under Queen NyJai

The Church Of NyJai is Amazing

by Queen of Gods July 03, 2022

Church Of NyJai

Church Of NyJai is ruled by Queen NyJai and we believe in Gods

The Church Of NyJai is Amazing

by Queen of Gods July 03, 2022

northstar church

the best church in the world🤩🥱🎻💀 go there now if your in knoxville tennessee!

megan thee stallion: Aye i’m finna move to tennessee just so i can go to northstar church

dababy: let’s goooo

by alayna wayna<3 June 15, 2021

Go To Church

GTC - Use this when a mf say sum so disgusting it makes you wanna gag

N/A : this food so good make me wanna bust
You : nigga go to church (gtc)

by pimpdaddycraig June 04, 2022