bag cheese

Same as asscheese except frontal. Can include both the unwashing of the sexual parts after sex, or simply non washing of the area for an extended period of time.

when you scratch or touch down there and its creamy feeling, then you have bag cheese.

by Digitalcanuck June 30, 2006

Dick Cheese

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

pecker cheese

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

by Dante March 08, 2005

cock cheese

A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?

by curlingguy April 25, 2003

Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

by AssDozer24 June 26, 2009

cheesed off

cheesed off - greatly annoyed; out of patience.

Where is my freaking pizza? I am getting really cheesed off!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 23, 2006

Chutney and Cheese

You put some cheddar cheese around your dick and then butt fuck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it...Bread, Cheese, and all.

You know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!

by lolwutnotme December 03, 2009