Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.

Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.

by SadCoincidence September 29, 2006

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Cellulit up

When a bitch walks by, and her ass end is so tore up and looks like cottage cheese that you immediately vomit.

"Damn, that bitch was cellulit up. Her ass looked like Craterface."

by Corn Causey August 5, 2008

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cellar

on a scale of 0-5 in socio-economic status, level 1

Man, that fucker is so broke he lives in the cellar but at least he's not in the street

by wriggler February 21, 2005

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cellmate

The bitch you are fucking (guy) in jail, and or prison.

Hey man I got my cellmate licking my ballonknot.

by Rowdy Caspar May 9, 2006

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Celli

1.An abnormally large child who uses his largness for repetitive acts of man slutism.
2. One who cannot be trusted for faithfullness pertaining to women.

Oh my goodness I would never be his girlfriend! He is the biggest Celli.

by Concerned Philosopher June 24, 2003

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