by Supreme Ruler of the Universe April 4, 2007
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Over 2,000 miles of beach
Marijuana is decriminalized
Beautiful coast in NorCal
California cuisine is the best
The beach and ski resorts are 1.5 hours away
One of the few states you can get In-N-Out in
Most diverse state
Despised or overly-envied by people from other states.
Over 2,000 miles of beach
Marijuana is decriminalized
Beautiful coast in NorCal
California cuisine is the best
The beach and ski resorts are 1.5 hours away
One of the few states you can get In-N-Out in
Most diverse state
Despised or overly-envied by people from other states.
Non-Californian 1: I wanna go to LA! I wanna see Hollywood! Hollywood is so glamorous and tasteful no, its not
Non-Californian 2: California is just superficial rich celebrities living in a giant ghetto.
Californian: You both wish you lived here.
Non-Californian 2: California is just superficial rich celebrities living in a giant ghetto.
Californian: You both wish you lived here.
by california1-000 June 23, 2009
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A state so liberal that they were the last state in the union to outlaw necrophelia!!!
A law to outlaw necrophilia was up a year ago but California voters voted it down!
The Governator brought it back up for a vote and now,finally,necrophelia has been outlawed in California!
A law to outlaw necrophilia was up a year ago but California voters voted it down!
The Governator brought it back up for a vote and now,finally,necrophelia has been outlawed in California!
by you smell like shit you goddamn hippies October 11, 2004
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During sex Tim had to poo so he had Shirly lay down on the ground and gave her the California steamroll.
by Steve-O Supreme-O November 9, 2006
Get the California Steamroll mug.The only place I feel like I could beat up every person at one time besides the only place there I have any respect for: East L.A. The only state people beg not to go to, to visit there relatives. I came up with this advertisement for it.
"Looking for a place where everyone is rich, and whines about not having that new 100,000 dollar car? Or are you just sick of not being put down because your house only costs 50 thousand? Looking for a house the size of an apartment for 200,000 dollars? Then come to California.
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"Looking for a place where everyone is rich, and whines about not having that new 100,000 dollar car? Or are you just sick of not being put down because your house only costs 50 thousand? Looking for a house the size of an apartment for 200,000 dollars? Then come to California.
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California makes me sick. You are all fake. "O yeah man im from da hood. i gotz a rough life. i have been, *razor cell phone rings* o sorry, i gotta take this."
by armpit October 14, 2006
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by not known as an idiot November 7, 2004
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by oreosandtaffy October 23, 2004
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