Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course

My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

Naked hillbilly

Shotgunning an energy drink prefaced by a lick of tajin for a little extra *spice*

We each took a naked hillbilly and were tweakin’ the rest of the day

by Dutchdefinitions April 14, 2023

naked grant

A way to make fun of your friend in public and weird out people around you

“Hi naked grant”

by Tdoglasater April 26, 2023

butt booty naked

when yo butt and booty be naked

Person 1: Aye look at LaSpermian, he butt booty naked!
Person 2: DAMN HE THICC!! Let's pound his cheeks!

by kyle anderson jr. May 3, 2023

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Naked Assiditis

When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked

My cat suffered from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023