burritoistmcmoisty

A shobe that is very wet. It is typically a Shobe that you can't resist petting, and likes to mlem.

That burritoistmcmoisty dog is veery cute.

by mlemingshobe October 21, 2019

burrito man

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito

Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!

by Nzxke November 11, 2019

Burrito

The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.

Ari: You know Burrito’s
Emily: yeah...
Ari: They’re goddamn terrible
Emily: I agree highly

by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020

Burrito

A Burrito is a mexican food that consists of lots of different food, typcially beef, lettuce or cabbage, tomatoes, black beans, and olives. All wrapped in a tortilla.

Person 1: Wanna order food tonight?
Person: 2 Yeah sure!
Person 1: What do you want?
Person: 2 Eh, just get me a burrito.

by Zomatic May 2, 2020

Burriox

Another word for niqqer

What a fucking burriox aero

Bonus: Aero means gay or faggot

by ngaming June 21, 2020

Burrito

God's gift to planet earth.

"What are you eating?"
"A burrito"
"GIVE ME THAT!"

by Burrito Head October 12, 2020

Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

by The man bro December 5, 2020