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Blood for the Josh god 

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.
Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD
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blood contract

where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.
me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)

Blood Fall 

Blood Falling or Blood Fall is a term used when a woman backs out of a situation by using her period as an excuse.
Person 1. "Hay. Do you wanna hang out today?"
Person 2. "Sorry. I can't. *whispers* I'm on my period."
Person 1. "But you're a man. You can't blood fall your way out of this."
Person 2. "Ether I'm on my period. Or I need to see a doctor now."
Blood Fall by Urban hoe (EOH) July 14, 2021

Blood-town

A neighborhood, town or city which is the property of criminals and psychopaths, and is populated mainly by them
That whole blood-town is the property of a brutal gang, go there at your own peril.
Blood-town by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

Blood Bullet

Tampon that is quickly ejected from the vagina by means of orgasm, sneeze, or other non-traditional means.
I came so hard, I shot a blood bullet.
Blood Bullet by RageKitten August 7, 2021

Blood donor blitz 

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
Blood donor blitz by PulpFriction September 14, 2021

Blood Monster 

A blood monster is an extremely dangerous, terrifying, and horrid creature made from the blood of its victims!
Blood Monster by monstermaniac123 November 4, 2021