block post

A block post is a complaint post about people who block. Apparently blocking with no rhyme nor reason. The ironic thing is the people who complain about being blocked are usually the worst blockers.

Kyree was at it again: no one was replying to his block post about his being unjustly blocked because he himself had blocked most of those he expected to respond! Not too bright, our Kyree.

by Chuck_Tom June 11, 2018

IM'ers Block

Not knowing what to say when hit with a one word response....

You: Hey whats going on bro how was your day

Friend: Good

You: (Wtf do I say to that? Ahhhh!! damn IM'ers Block!!

by Audi0sl4v3 February 18, 2010

clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010

Memer's block

The act of being unable to come up with new memes and/or filling in the pieces to create the comedic phrasing and effect that you desire

I've got this really funny idea for a new meme, but I've got terrible memer's block.

by Portiff Digrissim July 30, 2019

Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018

slice the block

Walking around areas of a neighborhood looking for girls or just some people to chill with

Man im about to go and slice the block

by jamgasm May 24, 2008

Cock Block

Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.

Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.

Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.

by Xenon32 March 1, 2010