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Viva La Beaver

Dag: "Hail to me. Daggett, ruler of the river. Viva La Beaver!"
by The Bleck Man March 12, 2010
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beavertreat

(bee voor treet)
1: A treat given to a beaver in order to entice it to give up the treats.

2: A fat vagina covered in large amounts of pubic hair that is a treat to gnaw upon.

3: A treat often used to persuade dolphins into calling you at home because you have a dorsal fin.

4: A collection of sticks taken from a dam built by a beaver; usually use to beat the face off of defenseless baby seals.

5: Beavers on a stick, also referred to as a "shishka-beaver" or a "beaver-kabob" if there are onions on it.

6: An engine that runs on jaw power when the extra cam kicks in, often confused with VTEC made by Honda.

7: When a woman is in possession of a orifice that is tight like a man's anus, she is referred to as a beavertreat.

8: Anything that you would like to fuck immediately.
1: "Can I buy you a beavertreat?"

2: "I just ate some popcorn, can I borrow your beavertreat so I can floss this shit out of my teeth?

3: "AKAAA KAAA! Does he call you at home? DO you HAVE A DORSAL FIN!?"

4: "Oh shit! There's a defenseless baby seal! Gimme some of those beavertreats before it gets away!"

5: "Throw some den shishka-beavers on da grill, I'm hungry as shit back here! "Gnaw man, all I got is some beaver-kabobs".

6: "Hey baby LOOK! Prelude BeaverTEC"

7: "Damn your pussy's so fucking TIGHT like a boa constrictor, this shit is a crazy beavertreat!"

8: "hey there beavertreat, you got a boyfriend? Someone who can lick your day away?"
by The Funky Redneck December 11, 2008
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beaver paddle

an abnormally furry ass-crack on a woman
Jenny stopped waxing her beaver for a month. In that time, her beaver grew a tail (on a beaver, known as a paddle).
"Damn, Jenny," I said as I spread her legs, "that's a might thick beaver paddle you got!"
- typically used with a southern accent.
by bobbyrocks September 4, 2005
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buddha beaver

The pussy or vagina of a virgin that is tight and nice.
That church girls got a nice tight buddha beaver.
by Frazierificus December 6, 2006
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flat back beaver tail

A woman usually white or asian who has little or no back side
"Man I need a gurl wit a boot I cant have no flat back beaver tail brawd."
by Kwelityhiphop November 30, 2005
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justin beiber fever

a sexualy transmitted desease witch explodes a person's genetals.

The first case was reported recently on a person (justin beiber) who is the only one who, to date, to survived this most lethal desease (reportedly because of the remarquably small size of the explosion). Further more, this desease, before usually restricted to a small amount of cases per generation, has spred remarquably over the past few years and now thousands of little girls, boys and animals are affected.
BOUM!

First person: What was that?

Second person:The latest victim of the Justin Beiber Fever. She was at his concert last night.
by justin beiber fan1234567890987 December 4, 2010
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Beaver Trap

The receptacle for used tampons and sanitary napkins found in public restrooms.
Gene: Dammit, they've got me cleaning bathrooms again tonight
Joe: Don't forget to check the Beaver Traps!
Gene: Fucking nasty...
by pinguin86 November 4, 2010
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